Top 5 theories to explain
the mystery of Michael's hair...

Scroll down to explore the biggest unsolved mystery of our time!

Number 5: Like Samson, Michael gets his strength from his hair...maybe this is why he has problems controlling his powers. Perhaps if his hair weren't so out of control, his powers wouldn't be either...hmmmmmm...

Number 4: Michael's hair (not that evil Tess) is the 4th alien! Obviously, it's got a mind of it's own - so its gotta be an entity unto itself. Hey, it's got personality, it definitely has power, so why not?

Number 3: What mystery? Michael looks just like his Uncle Beaker...

Number 2: It's an evil plot by that WB frog!!
He lures us in with Michael's beautiful mane of hair...

then season 2...and he pulls a devious switcharoo! No more fabulous spikey locks, we're destined to see flat hair all season!

Number 1: Mulder plus
one night of
passion with a...

crazy haired
alien...

equals Michael!
The first alien hybrid!
This explains everything!
the outrageous hair, how much he looks like Mulder...
mystery solved!